Art teacher: This piece is from the enlightenment period in England and is called "Marriage a la Mode".
Kid to friend: Wait... Marriage with ice cream?
--Bronx Science Art History Class
So It's Like a Blog That You Carrry Around?
20-something girl: Today I saw the cutest rat, it was just sitting there cleaning itself.
20-something guy: No way! I saw a cute rat today too. When I came to New York I thought that all the rats would be huge with glowing eyes and sharp fangs, but I kind of wanted to keep it... Look! I even wrote it down. (gets out notebook) Saw first rat today, it was surprisingly cute.
--4 Train Station
You're Barefoot, Amy
Sober girl: You have no idea what's going!
Drunk blonde: Yes I do! I am still totally relevant to what is going on!
Sober girl: Wait, what?
Drunk blonde: Oh, relevant of! Relevant of what is going on!...Aren't these shoes sexy?
--Santa Barbara, California
Did You Know?
- You can get your pedicure done by fishies
- Sophie Kinsella's real name is Madeleine Wickham and has written under both names
- You may have unattractive habits that could totally turn men off (because that's a shocker.)
Solve the rebus puzzle below:
023456789 lives ever ever ever ever
(click on comments for the answer)
Daily Puppy Pick of the Week
Tek the Australian Shepherd
You Tell Me...
If you could give your younger self three pieces of advice what would they be?