Student: How was your break?
Teen girl: I was so mad at him that I unfriended him on Facebook.
Curly-haired boy: This is not the Empire State Building!
Little boy in ladies' room stall : You know mom, in Europe all the bathrooms are unisex.
But Odds Are You Still Aren't Paying Attention
Flight attendant, concluding pre-flight safety spiel: For those of you who paid attention: Thank you. And for those of you who did not: Good luck.
Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Childrenâ��s Healthcare
Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
What are your fave quotes? I have tons, but some of mine are:
"Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without action." ~Benjamin Disraeli
"Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow." ~Alice Mackenzie Swaim