I can't stand football so even if I had cable I wouldn't watch that torture. In fact, not even the ads could lure me to it. Instead, I might have tuned into the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet to watch those little monsters romping and tumbling around their miniature football field. This time, I'll just have to settle for this year's pre-game highlights. Oh, and for those who prefer cats, there's always the Kitty Half-time Show.