I couldn't possibly be further from Irish, but Happy St. Patrick's Day anyway! Instead of dragging the Irish holiday (and your dignity) through the mud by getting piss drunk, why not learn how to make rainbow pudding with the kids or share a little tin of shamrocks with your buddies? If anything it sure beats rolling into work with a hangover in the morning. In fact, I work right by where the NYC parade started this morning and people are already passing out and peeing along 6th Ave. Fantastic.