Me: Hey, have you heard of this tumbler blog called Kate Middleton For the Win? They have funny captions with these pictures like--
A: Who's Kate Middleton?
Me: [in five octaves higher than normal] WHAAAT?!
A: What? Who is Kate Middleton?
Me: Oh my God, stop asking that! Maybe I can pretend you didn't say it.
A: Who is Kate Middleton???
Me: SHE JUST GOT MARRIED TO PRINCE WILLIAM TODAY!
A: Ohhhhh, so that's what that was about.
Me: Are you being serious right now?
Meanwhile, I didn't even get wrapped up in the royal wedding hoopla/ media frenzy that's been going on for months and I still knew who the woman was. It also made me wonder...
Me: Man, why can't I marry a prince?
A: Well, you know I'm named after a prince...
Me: Two, actually, but what's that going to do for me?
Me thinks it's time to shop around!