What they probably didn't think about though, is that all the "cool new features" are making things difficult for those of us using screen readers. If things continue, people like me will be forced to just call it quits with computers, because not only can screen readers only access so much, but they cost so much, and some of us aren't in a position to afford the cost of all the updates. Just saying.
Well don't worry about these "updates." They were meant to be April Fool's jokes.