Sunday, August 3, 2008

Sunday Round-Up

Moderately Confused


The College Reunion Was a Mistake, Huh?

Student: How was your break?
Math teacher: Screw you!
--Hunter College High School

Boys Take Non-Poking Very Literally

Teen girl: I was so mad at him that I unfriended him on Facebook.
Friend: What does that mean?
Teen girl: I was mad, but not mad enough to break up. This way we can still message each other, but he can't poke me anymore.
Friend: So, technically, would this be symbolic or metaphorical action?
Teen girl: What?
Friend: Nevermind.

Screw This-- Let's Just Go to the Twin Towers

Curly-haired boy: This is not the Empire State Building!
Girl in yellow pants: It clearly says it is on the building. They're just remodeling the top.
Curly-haired boy: No, they're just advertising for the Empire State Building. This is not it.
Girl in yellow pants: I'll go ask the security guard.(girl leaves with another boy, comes back)
Girl in yellow pants: There, even he said it is the Empire State.
Curly-haired boy: You saw how he laughed at you when you asked. He was tricking you.
--In front of Empire State Building

Says the Woman Wearing a Skort?

Little boy in ladies' room stall : You know mom, in Europe all the bathrooms are unisex.
Mom: Probably why it's such a godless country.
--JCPenneyGreensboro, North Carolina

But Odds Are You Still Aren't Paying Attention

Flight attendant, concluding pre-flight safety spiel: For those of you who paid attention: Thank you. And for those of you who did not: Good luck.
--International Airport, Honolulu, Hawaii

Daily Puppy Pick of the Week
Macksie the Irish Terrier

You Tell Me...

What are your fave quotes? I have tons, but some of mine are:

"Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without action." ~Benjamin Disraeli

"Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow." ~Alice Mackenzie Swaim


  1. Hmm, favorite quote...
    The man in your life should make rich deposits into your life and spirit, not withdrawals.

    No matter how devoted you are to God he is immeasurably more devoted to you.

  2. My favorite quote of all time.. I'm sure you've seen it a million times over on my page!!

    -Sarcasm is a screen, the last refugee of a shy, pure person against those who insistently try to break into their hearts.-

    Said by the weirdest man on the planet Dostoyvesky! A Russian!


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